i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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