My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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