Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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