I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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