Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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