he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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