the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
