No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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