Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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