OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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