I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
