why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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