how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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