More tranny stories later!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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