did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Sorry my hands just texted you
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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