Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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