I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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