She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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