Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
