How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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