But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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