I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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