420 ftw
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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