roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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