She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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