so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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