ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.