youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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