Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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