Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
