I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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