make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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