What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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