Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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