Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
