So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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