That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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