Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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