Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
