also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up