My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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