You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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