I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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