Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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