Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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