Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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