You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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