rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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