he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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