Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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