I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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