Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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