i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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