I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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