I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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